lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

So my long-distance boyfriend came to visit for the first time and when he got home, his mom's first question was apparently "So is she pregnant, or what?" and I laughed so hard my mom had to ask me what was wrong
Anonymous

urtube:

Must have made him uncomfortable lol

kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

thnksfrthpunkrock:

deadindeathvalley:

put-on-yo-war-paint:

When you’re listening to a Fall Out Boy song and you realize it has lyrics from another Fall Out Boy songimage

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poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

zeldaux:

lujuria:

DONT DELETE CAPTIONS//OTHER PEOPLE’S COMMENTS

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Margaret, 15,